Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Let's just get this out of the way. Star Wars was not that good.

Now before we start I want to just say this.
I love Star Wars. While I actually argue that Star Trek is better put together. I will argue the world building in Star Wars is better, now there is a reason for that. It's a rip off of much better sci-fi materiel.

So let's just get this out of the way. The frist three Star Wars Movies. (No Hope to Jedi)
Where not that good.
I can prove this. Get your kids to watch them, and then watch the prequels.
I know kids who like pretty much everything there parents do, that just do not get the whole hate/love thing with Star Wars that people have.

Everything the Prequels do that people bitch about was done, in large part MORE by the original movies. Now the OG star wars should get a head nod because you know... it was pretty ground breaking for its time.

Reasons why?

#1: Luke is kind of a bland cry baby.
Now I Know that people have pointed this out, and that Luke does actually get much better as time goes along and that Characters that actually grow are very hard to find. But in a New Hope lets face it.. Luke is kind of annoying. I mean not quite Aniken Annoying, but pretty close to lil'anne annoying. He's also apparently sheep. Really he is converted to a force-fan boy WAY to quick.

#2: Look George Lukas Admits he can't write dialog.
The Dialog in the ENTIRE Star Wars universe is terrible.. not terrible delivered mind you, just terrible written.

#3: Boba Fett is a Jobber.
Boba fett sucks.... That's just all the hell there is to it.
He never does anything Impressive in the Original Movies.
End of discussion, he's actually kind of less impressive then storm troopers.

#4: Light Sabers are lame in the OG Movies.
Really, there is practically no point to them other then they can deflect blaster bolts.

#5: Its a Damn Sausage Party.

#6: The whole time line for the Movies makes no sense at all.

#7: Han acts like a pussy in Return of the Jedi.

#8: The Ewoks are stupid.
Gundans are better... No really.


I'm just going to say this....
Revenge of the Sith... Is the best Star Wars Movie... End of Discussion.
Now to be fair attack of the clones is the worst.
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And to top it off, the Original Star Wars Movies... Are not Original.
Go read Dune... Like right now, then go watch A new Hope...

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